Finally, a
doughnut shop for the crazy, mixed-up world of today.
Who’s got
two thumbs and is bonkers for doughnuts? My daughter, that’s who. So for a fun Saturday morning treat, I took her to Twisted Doughnut, Kansas City’s newest doughnuteria.
Twisted
Doughnut is from the brains behind Smallcakes, and shares space with that
cupcakery’s original location. They’ve got some unusual varieties of
doughnuts and long johns, a few of which involve bacon. Then they’ve also got
your everyday glazed and cake doughnuts -- you know, for all the squares and lame-o
dweebyheads.
The BANG
BANG Bacon Surprise!
Created in
partnership with BBQ Addicts (of Bacon Explosion fame), this is a raised
doughnut with maple frosting plus bacon and sausage on top.
It’s sweet, salty,
smoky and strangely delicious. Yet, as with most things in life, it could further
benefit from the addition of even more bacon and sausage.
Twisted
Doughnut should go full-on Luther Burger with this, and split the doughnut in
half, flip it inside-out and sandwich a sausage patty and some bacon in the
middle. You’re already eating a doughnut/pork hybrid. Let’s take this to the
logical extreme.
Jelly Bear
My daughter
knows what’s what. If you’re age five and given the choice of any doughnut you
want, you absolutely get the one with candy on it.
The Jelly
Bear is a raised doughnut topped with vanilla frosting and gummy bears. Ever
the excellent sharer, she let me have a bite, although I was instructed to make
sure it didn’t include a gummy bear. While the vanilla frosting was tasty, I
don’t think I got the full Jelly Bear experience.
It’s
entirely possible that the gummy bears are the healthiest part of this
doughnut. Relatively speaking, of course.
Chocolate Cake
Glazed
I am a fiend
for chocolate, and of the belief that if something is going to be chocolaty, it
should be super chocolaty. Not only does this doughnut pass the test, but it’s
smothered in an almost irresponsible amount of glaze. It could near well be a
dessert, and that makes it twice as good for breakfast.
Be prepared,
there’s not a lot of room to eat at Twisted Doughnut, with a table on the Smallcakes
half and a couple more outside. It made me a little nostalgic for the spacious
doughnut parlors of yesteryear.
And even
though we enjoyed our doughnuts, I’m having a hard time getting past Twisted
Doughnut’s seeming need to be quote-unquote outrageous.
Per the
website, when you think of the definition of doughnut, “the doughnut that you
are thinking of probably tastes the same as it did in 1965…BORING!”
Look, plain
glazed doughnuts have stood the test of time because plain glazed doughnuts are
awesome.
Show some
respect, Twisted Doughnut. Your doughnuts are tasty, but you needn’t disparage
a classic to prove it.
The BANG BANG Bacon Surprise! and Jelly Bear
doughnuts are $2.75 each. Chocolate cake glazed is $1.60.
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Metcalf Avenue | Overland Park, KS 66223
With a name like Twisted Doughnuts, you would think they might throw a couple of twists out there.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, they do have one or two twists, but yes, the majority of their wares appear to be circular.
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